A young man couldn’t decide which girl to date. He liked one girl named Anna, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his friend.
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?" "I was a police officer," he.
My wife asked me to buy organic vegetables from the market. I went and looked around, but couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said,.
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until I finally got to sit down.
A DC poet's organization hosted a competition for a two-line poem in which the first line must be the most romantic, but the second line should be the least romantic..
Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den.The family dog was lying in the den, and as the.
