This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He...
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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap.
There lived a husband and a wife.One afternoon,the man came from work and saw his wife in the kitchen stragling with house flies.He asked,dear what is the matter?. She answered,am.
A priest approached a small boy on the street and said: "Could you tell me where the Post Office is, please?" The boy gave him directions and the priest said: "Thank you. If you come to my sermon tonight, I will tell you how to...
This older couple were sitting on the front porch in their rocking chairs talking about how they could save money on various necessities. All of a sudden, the old man reached.
A couple had been married 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows. They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends. She wasn't going.
A blonde was taking a walk in the country. Suddenly, she noticed something that intrigued her. In the middle of the field, chewing grass lazily, there was a cow with no horns. As she kept walking, she noticed a farmer tending to the rest of the...
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother.
Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won $1,000,000 in lottery. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s...