An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of...
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Tom had a sleeping problem and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. He recommended.
Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the.
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought about this...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: "If i ever win the lottery what would you do?" The wife's respond was: "I would take half.
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which.
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"The owner says, "How about a cat?"The man replies, "No way! A...
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of retirees when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of.
A young lady came home and told her mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't.
Two natural gas company service personnel, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of an alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a...