A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That...
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An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his wife. She says, "Well.
So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on.
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight called his best friend over to his quarters and said, "My bride is without doubt one of the most.
The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Avery, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have.
An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm! The front of the church always fills first now." As the young priest nodded, the...
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if.
A couple decided that the only way to have sex while their ten year old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let.
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes in their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off...