Army Life

The instructor wanted to impress upon the soldiers how horrific any combat could become using nuclear weapons. He told the class, “The next war will be over in a matter of hours.”

One recruit whispered to a buddy, “Good !!! We’ll get the rest of the day off then.”

A personnel clerk at Fort Meade received a document, initialed it and passed it on to the Duty Officer. It promptly came back with a note attached: “This document didn’t concern you. Erase your initials and initial the erasure.”