Whitehouse-gate

Ya know, there’s been a lot of talk lately online and in the press about what to call Clinton’s latest escapade: – Tail-gate – Bimbo-gate – Forni-gate – Monica-gate… not to mention all the other scandals he’s been accused of participating in: – Travel-gate – Whitewater-gate – Trooper-gate – Nanny-gatePerhaps it’s time to just lump them all together as a set. Call ’em the: – Bill-gatesOops. No. Wait. That could be confusing. After all, the president is accused of using his power and prestige to screw lots of people whereas the head of Microsoft is being accused of… er… ah… um… Oh never mind.