The Horse in the Bar

A man walks into a bar one day to see a horse tied up to a stool
with a bucket full of five dollar bills beside him. The man goes
up to the bartender and says,”Hey, whats going on with the
horse?” the bartender replies, “You put five dollars into that
bucket and if you can make that horse laugh, you can take home
all the money.” the guy figures its worth a shot so he puts five
dollars into the bucket and whispers into the horses ear. The
horse looks dazed for a moment and then starts laughing
uncontrolably. The man picks up the bucket and silently walks
out.

The next day, the same man walks into the same bar and sees the
same horse. He goes up to the bartender and says, “same thing
today?” the bartender says, “Nah, today you gotta make him cry”
so the guy puts a five into the bucket and leads the horse into
another room. A couple of minutes later the guy and the horse
come back. The horse is sobbing and weeping all over the place.
The man picks up the bucket and is about to walk out the door
when the bartender says, “Hey, pal, wait up. What did you do to
that animal? I’ve got to know.” The man smiles and simply
replies, “Well the first day I told the horse I had a bigger
dick than he did, and today I proved it.”