Touchdown

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for
a few
minutes the old man cuts a fart and says, “Seven points.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”

“Touchdown. I’m ahead 7 to nothing.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown,
tie score.”

After about ten minutes the old man farts again and says,
“Touchdown

I’m
ahead 14 to 7.”

Now starting to get into it, the wife quickly farts again and
says
“Touchdown, tie score.”

The old man, not to be outdone, strains really hard but to no
avail.

He
can’t fart! So, not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it
everything he
has, trying for one more fart. Straining real hard, the old man
shits
the bed.

The wife asks, “What in the hell was that?”

The old man replies, “Half-time… switch sides.”