3 Sharks

3 Sharks meet in the ocean. They talk about the people they recently have
eaten. The first one says: I swallowed the Ayatollah yesterday, but the guy had
eaten so much garlic I still feel sick. The second shark says: That’s nothing
pal! I swallowed Boris Jelzin last week and the old guy had so much vodka in him
that I’m still drunk. The 3rd shark laughs and said: You lucky guys! I swallowed
George W. Bush 3 weeks ago and the guy has so much air in his head, I still
can’t dive!