Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie. The only things you young persons think seriously about are loud music and sex. Trust me: these are closely related to college.) College is basically...
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13> Tells everyone to "hit the inferno" after class. 12> Locker room smells strongly of brimstone. 11> "Remember, be sure to hydrate with a nice warm glass of goat's blood.
Dear Dad, No money, no honey. Your Sonny Dear Son, How bad, so sad. Your Dad
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."...
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around.
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone.
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
Right after the end of WWII children are describing what they did during the war. - I helped the soldiers carry ammunitions! - I brought them dinners! Vovochka: - And.
Q.why did the teahcer take his ruler to bed A. to see how long he could sleep
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. AVERAGE: Not too bright. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date. ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily. ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:...