A lesson of history. The teacher ask the kids: - Who took Bastilia? No one answers. She gets angry and yells at them: - You are going to tell me who took Bastilia! Meanwhile the director of the school is passing by. - Don'tcha get...
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"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?" "Elation." "And you,.
Now I Lay MeDown to Study,I Pray the Lord IWon't Go Nutty.If I Should Fail toLearn this Junk,I Pray the Lord I Will Not Flunk.But If I Do, Don't Pity.
1) Zelda and Jane were given a rottweiler at their commitment ceremony. If their dog needs to be walked two miles a day and they walk at a rate of 1/2 mile per hour, how much time will they spend discussing their relationship in public?...
After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.5. Buy a fish tank. Fill it with beer.
A practical medicine exam. The first co-ed walks in. Professor: - Spit here. How, take the microscope and tell me what that is? - It's sperm, professor. - You flunk!!! Next! Next students walk in and the same question with the same sample is asked....
In a Local school one day, the Mathematics teacher got in and told the class that they will be dealing Addition and Subtraction. After teaching he asked a student John.
Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said,"A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today..
Professor Pollen went into the men's room on the train and found it crowded with other men. When he came out ten minutes later, his wife said,"Darling, you've still got whiskers. Why didn't you shave?" "Oh, dear! I thought I did," he said. "But there...