An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a...
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A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks,.
Q. What would a hillbilly change his name to--who had finished third grade successfully, moved to Ohio, got a job in a factory, and moved into a better trailer park?A..
You're a redneck if.... You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
1. Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING. 2. Pronounce all one-syllable words with two. 3. When giving directions, finish with "and it's right down yonder on the left.".
An English woman and a Redneck woman woman were grocery shopping, After watching the other woman staring at and hefting two potatoes she asks "What are you looking at?" The.
Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed on how to use it shortly. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does not mean Southerners can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows. If you do run your...
You're a redneck if .... Your name is Junior, Junior.
Once, a redneck asked me : "what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?" "what?" "Nothing - you've already told her TWICE!!!"
You're a redneck if.... Your idea of a 7-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.