New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women: 1... Combating Stupidity 2... You, Too, Can Do Housework 3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut 4... How to Fill an Ice Tray 5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us...
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A girl and a guy are in an elevator, and the girl takes off all her clothes and throws them on the ground and says, "Make me a woman." The.
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run.
"Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar ?" the suspicious wife sneered. "No, I can't." the husband replied. "I distinctly remember taking my shirt off."
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity to the waves of passion nearby..
A old lady went to the Doctor and said "I have a problem, can you help me out ? The Dr. asked "What is the problem with you ?" The.
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Let's take your car." Really means.... "Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers...
HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!
When a woman says: 'This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear.' What a man hears: 'blah, blah, blah,...