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A Rabbi Confession

A priest in a small village was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, so the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with him for a little to show him what to do. The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional.
In a few minutes, a woman comes in and says, Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.”
The priest asks, “What did you do?”
The woman says, “I committed adultery.”
“How many times?” asks the priest.
“Three times,” came the reply.
“Say two Hail Marys, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.”
A few minutes later, another woman enters the confessional. She says, Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.”
Priest: “What did you do?”
Woman: “I committed adultery.”
Priest: “How many times?”
Woman: “Three times.”
Priest: “Say two Hail Marys, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.”
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he’s got it, so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later, another woman enters and says, Father, forgive me, for I have sinned.”
Rabbi: “What did you do?”
Woman: “I committed adultery.”
Rabbi: “How many times?”
Woman: “Just once.”
Rabbi: “Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5.”