Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.151. Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then.
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
6:30 am Wake up and lie awake in bed. 6:31 Realize you spent $18 on last night's dinner, means no eating out for the next 6 weeks. 6:32 Hit snooze.
Most projects require three hands.
These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as described in that time management course you sent me." "Whew! Guess I left the top...
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT," So they turned around and went.
What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: "Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?" The other answered: "Yeah!...