“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.”
Author: juhy
"Sometimes the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot."
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the University of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?".
"Have some fun with your life. Call in sick to places you don't even work at."
Kid going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him, "What's wrong?" Nervous, the kid asks, "How long do I have to go to school.
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
“If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.”
"It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy."
"When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark."
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”