Hillary at the Fortune Teller's
By During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortuneteller
of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the
mystic delivered grave news.
“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to
be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman’s lined face, then at the single
flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to
compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortuneteller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
“Will I be acquitted?”
1. The White House staff
2. His tiny advisor
3. The Nuclear Button
4. The Executive Branch
5. The Little POLLSTER
6. His Soft contribution
7. His pocket Veto
8. The Secret Servicer
9. The President Caucus
10. Little Rock