Teacher's Crack

One day Little Jimmy came home from pray school with a black eye.
His dad says what did I tell you about fighting with the school
boys.
Little Jimmy siad but I didn’t get in to a fight. Dad says”well
then tell me your story.” Well today after pray Miss. Richland
stund up and her dress was in the crack of her but. So I pulled
it out. And she turned around and punched me in the eye. Don’t
do that just leave it alone. Ladies don’t like that. The next
day Little Jimmy had another black eye. He knew what his dad
would say so he told him his story. Today after pray Miss.
Richland stund up and her dress was in the crack of her butt. So
Little Timmy pulled it out. I knew she did not like that so I
pushed it back in.