Why did Minney Mouse get kicked out of the sandbox?Because she sat on Pinocchio's nose and said, "Lie to me, lie to me!"
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Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? A. They both like a tight seal.
mickey and minnie get a divorse the judge tells minnie to go outside he tells mickey that minnies crazy and mickey says no shes not shes fucking goofy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have.
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American.
A married couple decided to take some golf lessons... The husband went first. Now the husband was terrible at it! He couldn't even hit the ball! So, the golf instructor told him to imagine tha he was holding onto his wifes breasts. The husband swung...
First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose." "Oh no you're not," said the girl. "Then I'll take you to.
What do you call a BLONDE with pig-tales? A blow job with handle bars!
One Christmas Eve a there was this girl who wanted to see Santa really bad. So she stayed up all night till Santa came. Finally she hears something on the roof. Then all of a sudden Santa came down the chimney. Ge puts all the...