Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick aspect...
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15> Double your measure, double your gun 14> Share a stick with the one you love 13> Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able to.
A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and.
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. Inside there was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and...
1. Chunk! 2.Chum!
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean.
- You know stuff about tanks.- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.- You can open all your own jars.- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.- You don't have to learn to...
Kathy and Suzy are having a conversation during there lunch break. Kathy asks, "So, Suzy how's your sex life these days?" Suzy replies, "Oh, you know. It's the usual, Social.
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This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my...