A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender walked over with a sigh, and asked "What's the problem, pal?""My brother just told me that there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation.""Yeah, so?""Don't...
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Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the.
On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at.
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was 'Mypenis'?Mypenis ate my homework.Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.I love giving Mypenis a bath.Mypenis needs to...
what did one tampon say to the other tampon? nuthin they stuck up bitches
penis and toe are talking one day. toe complains,"Man, i hae a hard life.every day im stuck inside a smelly shoe, and because my master is so clumsy, i always.
How does a hooker know when to stop fucking? When her partners breasts flash red...
1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5).
A certain virginal and shy college freshman was lucky to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced. When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate.
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep...