Caught in the Act:A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: 'Before you...
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A man rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on the mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of an apartment next to.
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Two gay guys, Larry and Casey, lived together.One day, it was really hot and Larry came home and found Casey with his ass in the freezer.Larry exclaimed,"Casey, what the hell are you doing with your ass in the freezer?!?"Casey replied, "It's so hot outside that...
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn't here. She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might.
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her.
A guy goes to see a psychiatrist.He says, "Doc, I think I'm hung up on women's breasts."The psychiatrist says, "We'll see. I'll give you a quick word-association test. I'll say something, and then you say the first thing that comes into your mind.The doctor says,...
Little Johnny was about 10 years old and curious as only a boy should be. He had been hearing a lot about courting from other boys so he asked his.
Theres a guy with a 25-inch penis and is always wanting to get closer to the girls he is having sex with. One day he comes upon a witch and.
There are two kids, a boy and a girl. The girl says to the boy my dad is better then yours. He runs into burning buildings and saves lives. The boy then states no my dad is better than yours. He eats light bulbs. Just...