Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white? A. Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.
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About to be newlywed and still a virgin, a man asks his best of pals for help on the big night. Since it would be foreseeably disasterous to merely lend.
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!
1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place? " Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 3.) Man: "I'd really like to get...
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and.
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ???" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them.
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar. They turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He fucks one, then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one is going to get...
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
A newly-wed couple is dining in. The husband is kind of slowly picking in his plate. The wife: - Do you love me? - Yes, I do! You have been.
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at...