A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing. "Yes, but you know...
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Girl your so fine i wish i could plant you and have a whole bunch of yall
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any.
A couple was celebrating their 25th anniversary, and really doing it up the same as 25 years ago. They renewed their vows with the same minister who had married them, had a reception in the same hall and went to the same hotel for their...
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached... Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life. What do you call a woman.
Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position? A: Facing Bloomingdale's.
A man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their relationship was taking a turn towards getting serious. The man proposed and she accepted, however she told him that she wanted him to know that her chest was just like a...
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Dad: "You're always asking questions. I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy." Son: "Maybe you'd have been able to answer some of mine today�.