A woman walked past her daughter's closed bedroom door when she heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked "What are you doing?" The daughter replied "Mom, I'm 35 years...
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A woman went to her doctor and complained that her husband was 300% impotent. The doctor replied, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She answered, "Well, the first.
A wife with her husband watches TV. Suddenly the husband thumps the wife on her face. - What's that for, honey?? - If there was something for - I'd simply.
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy...
May you never leave your marriage alive.
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your aunt's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Colleen has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how she is." "Yes, I remember you...
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into.
A guy and his fiance-to-be are in the zoo. Suddenly a big hairy orangutan breaks loose from his cage and runs toward the couple. The guy flees and climbs on.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of...