Where does Monica Lewinsky go for sex on Friday night? The Oval Office.
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God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times.
I have only one firm belief in the American political system, and that is this: God is a Republican and Santa Claus is a Democrat. God is an elderly or,.
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and...
You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two".
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In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked readers to dream up new elements for the Periodic Table. Among the best of the batch: Limbaughium Lb The heaviest known element. It possesses an ever-expanding mass. Very white. Acidic. Emits heat but no light. Instantly polarizes...
Rejected Names For Ross Perot's Political Party 10. The Rosstafarians. 9. United We're Nuts. 8. The Dork-O-Crats. 7. Wacky Ass Billionaires. 6.The "You Might Be A Redneck If You Join.
1.Bullet Proof' vests aren't. 2.The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too. 3.The speed at which you respond to a fight call.
Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area: HONK! If you had sex with the President Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign! Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency Adultery IS NOT a family value Does character matter YET? One...