Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice, cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening like today?"The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister, but...
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF.
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome young cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he.
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them all in...
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them."Hey, show us yer teets, ya.
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and it appears that they.
The wise old Mother Superior from an Irish convent was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. She requested some warm milk and one of the nuns went to the kitchen to fetch it. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey...
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying.
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your.
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow...