light bulbs
Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag.
Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb?A: Five. One to change it; their partner to stare at them in complete confusion; one opposing.
How many presidential candidates does it take to changeĀ a light bulb? Fewer and fewer all the time.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None - there's no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes.
How many paranoid delusionals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? Why do you want to know? Who sent you? Elvis, is that you?