light bulbs

Q: How many LP

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On April 6, 2009
Q: How many LP player users does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck...

Q: How many Democratic

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On April 5, 2009

Q: How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: (Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag.

Q: How many Contract

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On April 4, 2009

Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb?A: Five. One to change it; their partner to stare at them in complete confusion; one opposing.

Q: How many bureaucrats

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On March 29, 2009
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One to spot the burned-out bulb, his supervisor to authorize a requisition, a requisition typist, twelve clerks to file the requisition copies, a mail clerk to deliver the requisition to the purchasing...

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On March 27, 2009

How many paranoid delusionals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know? Why do you want to know? Who sent you? Elvis, is that you?

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