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Infinite Gifts

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On March 16, 2024
An angel appears at a college faculty meeting and tells the Dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom, or infinite beauty. Without hesitating, the Dean selects infinite wisdom. “Done!”...

Late for Church

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On February 27, 2024

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday dress was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, "Dear God, please don't let.

Contesting God

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On January 18, 2024

One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go.

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Parking Space

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On October 22, 2023
A woman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I’ll go to Mass every...

Oldest Profession

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On October 11, 2023

A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. In the course of their arguments, they went all the way back to the.

Converted Son

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On March 16, 2023

A Jewish father was concerned about his son, who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith.To remedy.

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Forest at the Pearly Gates

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On March 14, 2023
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions:...

Healing Powers

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On December 30, 2022

An Australian, an Irishman and a Canadian are at a bar. They're staring at another man sitting quietly at the bar. Suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!" Sure enough, it.

At the Pearly Gates

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On September 23, 2016

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. In heaven, they found God sitting on the great, white throne. He addressed Al first. "Al, what.

Why God Created Eve

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On March 22, 2016
Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the Garden. 9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. 8. God knew Adam would never go out...
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