A man goes into a coffee shop and says, "I would like one of your special breakfasts.""No problem," comes the reply from behind the counter."But I want it my way," says the man."What do you mean 'your way'?" asks the waiter.The man says, "Well, I...
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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: “Why.
So the Zen master steps up to the hot dog cart and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to.
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Some vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the chemicals...
* Nearly ALL sick people have eaten PEAS (obviously then, the effects are cumulative). * An estimated 99.9% of all people who die from cancer or heart attacks have eaten.