A psychiatrist congratulated his patient on making such good progress. "You call this progress?" snapped the patient. "Six months ago, I was Abraham Lincoln. Now I'm nobody!"
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Anthony and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and Anthony suddenly dove into the deep end..
A visitor at a mental hospital asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the doctor, "we fill up.
A doctor of psychiatry is doing his normal morning rounds at the hospital when he enters the ward. He finds Arnold sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Meanwhile Mark is hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The...
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think.
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the.
Mr. Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tire suffers a flat. While he is changing the tire, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which he was keeping the lug nuts. The nuts are all knocked...
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? How we suppose to find an egg in all this shit?
One day two drinking buddies Jim and David were working on aircraft at JFK airport in NYC. They got fogged in and finished up their work early and were sitting around bored. Jim spoke up �Man I really need a drink!� in response David replied,...