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Unfortunate Switch

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On February 29, 2024
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I...

8 Cents

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On February 23, 2024

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. "That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk. "What's the eight cents for? asks the blonde. "It says.

Buying Wood

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On August 14, 2023

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk.

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Blonde Interviewing

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On July 20, 2023
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify...

Buying a Bull

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On April 27, 2022

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing.

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Pregnancy Test

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On January 3, 2022
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!" I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's...

Missing Part

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On May 16, 2021

A blonde woman walks into an auto parts store. The associate asks how she is doing and what he could do for her. She replies, "I'm fine. I need a.

Pregnancy Test

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On September 13, 2018

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!".

The Mirror

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On November 5, 2016
There were these two blondes walking down the road, when one of them saw a mirror and picked it up. She looked in it and said, "This person looks familiar." The other blonde took it from her and looked in it. Then she exclaimed, "Of...
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