PG Caught in the act


Caught in the Act:A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: ‘Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.Burning with anger, but thinking the husband could only dig himself deeper; she turned, and with ice in her voice, said: ‘FINE.”Well, on the bus home, I met this young girl. She looked poor and tired, so I offered her a ride from the transit station. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that old birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you. Her pants were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore.’The wife was a bit taken back by these words, but didn’t care to let on, so with almost as much ice in her voice, she said: ‘AND?’ ‘As she was about to leave the house, she thanked me warmly and asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?”

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