How do men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
What is gross stupidity?
144 men in a room.
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to
put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don’t you?
What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
What’s a man’s view of safe sex?
A padded head board.
Only a man would buy a $200.00 car and put a $2000.00 stereo in
Why do men love computers?
No matter what mood they are in, they can still get a floppy in.
What’s the differnce between a clitoris and a pub?
8 out of 10 men can find a pub.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
What’s the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom feeding scum sucker…the other is a fish.
Why do men hope to marry a virgin?
They can’t stand the criticism.
What do you get if you have two balls in your hand?
A mans undivided attention.
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. no mind
2. no business
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
Why do men name their penises?
They want to be on a first name basis with one who makes all
If men got pregnant…. abortion would be available in
convenience stores and drive through windows.
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