Married Life


A newlywed couple had been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be back in a couple hours.”
“Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife.
“I’m going to the bar with my boys, pretty face. I’m going to have a beer.”
The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries. “Which one would you like, baby?”
The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, “Yes, lolly pop, but at the bar, you know, they have frozen glasses.”
He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, puppy face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious. I won’t be long, I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”
You want hors d’oeuvres, poochi pooh?” She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
“But my sweet honey, at the bar there’s swearing, dirty words and all that fun manly stuff.”
“You want dirty words? Drink your f****king beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your damn snacks, because you are married now, and you aren’t going anywhere. Got it, a**hole?”

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