Keep away from fire By wptangerine / On February 18, 2009 / At 12:00 am / In Jokes 283 Views My mother-in-law asked me, “If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the mantle piece (shelf above the open fireplace)?” I told her, “So as to keep the kids away from the fire.” Like224 Dislike28 1008100cookie-checkKeep away from fireyes Post navigation Prev PostG.W.Bush was very depressed Next Postsmartest thing You May Also Like Flying Golf Ball On May 22, 2025 | In Jokes Didn’t sleep……. On May 22, 2025 | In Sarcastic One-Liners There’s no reason…….. On May 21, 2025 | In Sarcastic One-Liners