A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me." So the wife tells him that...
Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. When asked for their phone number, they give.
your mamas glassses are so thik that when she looks at the map she sees people waving
You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back.
You're a redneck if.... You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and.
The stockings are hung on the chimneyAnd the presents are under the treeAnd mama's in the kitchen making some herbal teaThe windows are covered with frostThe candles are all alight.
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over...