Clinton & Jerry Falwell

Jerry Falwell, a well-known religious protector of ‘public decency’, was
seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight. After the plane was
airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked
for a whiskey and soda, which were brought and placed before him. The flight
attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister
replied in disgust, “Ma’am, I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than
let liquor touch these lips!”
The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I’m
sorry, I didn’t know there was a choice…”