Most projects require three hands.
Jokes
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job: "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." "This is just a 15 minute power-nap as.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT," So they turned around and went home.
What do you call a blonde in the closet? The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
You're a redneck if.... You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
your mamas glassses are so thik that when she looks at the map she sees people waving
You owe a taxidermist more than your annual income.
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and.
Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill. Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. Somehow gets HBO...