You wake up face down on the pavement. ..................... You put your bra on backward and it fits better. ..................... You call the suicide prevention hotline and they ask to put you on hold. ..................... You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your...
Jokes
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Snore, and you sleep alone.
How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with...
Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." -Mo4al ************ On the trucks of a local plumbing company here in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!" -Rickley.
An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
that the last time she saw 98765 was on the scale
Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, a fight broke out in the delivery room. There was a brawl over who got to slap her mom first.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.151. Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.