A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting. He asked the clerk where the nearest...
Jokes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? ..
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Q. What's grey and comes in quarts? A. An elephant.
A man is walking down the road on a nice autumn day, when he comes across an old bottle. He decides to rub it, (as you do to old bottles.
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Snore, and you sleep alone.
How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two.
I feel good. I lost 20 pounds on the that deal-a-meal plan. Not that Richard Simmons plan. This is where you play cards, lose, and don't have enough cash to eat. - John McDowell