Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes...
Jokes
You have reached the private secure CIA hotline. This call has been traced, and you may expect 30 angry agents to kick down your door at any moment. [BEEP]
11. Excuse me "Your Honor", but she was on top 10. I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV 9. She's not THAT young. In Arkansas,.
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society... DIRECTRA -- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to...
every one has a hobbie right....well your mine
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader.
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED: We are still guessing. 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM: We just hired three kids fresh out of college. 3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION: We know who to blame. 4....
Q. What's grey and comes in quarts? A. An elephant.
A man is walking down the road on a nice autumn day, when he comes across an old bottle. He decides to rub it, (as you do to old bottles.
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly coloured one.A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the coloured eggs, then...