Burning Calories
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight Look
how many calories you can burn:
TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement – 12 cal
Without her agreement – 187 cal
TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands – 8 cal
With one hand – 12 cal
With one hand being slapped – 37 cal
With the mouth – 85 cal
PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection – 6 cal
Without erection – 315 cal
PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris – 8 cal
Trying to find G spot – 92 cal
Without caring at all – 0 cal
WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up – 12 cal
Just on the floor – 8 cal
POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy – 12 cal
69 laying – 8 cal
69 standing up – 112 cal
Trolley – 216 cal
Italian chandelier – 912 cal
HAVING AN ORGASM
Real – 112 cal
Fake – 315 cal
POST ORGASM
Staying in bed – 8 cal
Jumping off the bed – 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal
GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal
from 20 to 29 – 36 cal
from 30 to 39 – 108 cal
from 40 to 49 – 324 cal
from 50 to 59 – 972 cal
over 60 – 2916 cal
PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly – 32 cal
Being in a hurry – 98 cal
With her husband opening the door- 218 cal