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A woman walked past her daughter’s closed bedroom door when she heard a
strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving
herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked “What are you
The daughter replied “Mom, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing
is about as close as I’m gonna get to a husband. Please, leave me alone.”
The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side
of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he saw his daughter making
passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, she
replied, “Dad, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I’ll get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.”
A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping and heard the buzzing
noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered the room and
observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was
next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked “What the hell are
you doing?”
The husband replied “Watching the ball game with my son-in-law.”

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