The following are only learned from college
By 101. It’s amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.102. You spend a ridiculous amount of time pondering the mystery of whether the cafeteria Lucky Charms are the real thing.103. People magazine is your deep philosophical reading material.104. You begin to subdivide your room into sections such as den, library, etc. to make it sound like a house.105. All you have to do to make new friends is have mom send up some cookies.106. You never realized how quiet your house was.107. Dishes aren’t dirty enough to wash until they have bugs and/or mold in them.108. Printers only break down when you desperately need them.109. You get along so much better with your family now that you never see any of them.110. Your life will never be the same again.