A TEENAGER IS…

– A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone
number.
– A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before
breakfast.
– A youngster who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on
Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.
– Someone who can hear his favorite singer 3 blocks away but not his mother
calling from the next room.
– A whiz that can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can’t make
a bed.
– A student who spends 12 minutes studying history and 12 hours studying for
her driver’s license.
– A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine music–loud and very loud.
– An enthusiast who has the energy to bike for miles but is usually too tired
to dry the dishes.
– A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates the brother.
– A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
– A budding beauty that never smiles until her braces come off.
– A boy who can sleep till noon on any Saturday he suspects the lawn needs
mowing.
– An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a
teenager.