Golf Lessons

A married couple decided to take some golf lessons…

The husband went first. Now the husband was terrible at it! He
couldn’t even hit the ball! So, the golf instructor told him to
imagine tha he was holding onto his wifes breasts. The husband
swung the club…and lo and behold! He actually made a hole in
one!

Now it was the wife’s turn. She was just as bad as her husband.
So, the instructor told her to hold it as if she were holding
her husband’s penis. She swung the club…but the ball didn’t go
anywhere! The instructor tells her, “That’s fine ma’am but you
gotta take the club out of your mouth!”