That SOB
By Priest: What is your sin child?
Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch…
Priest: Why?
Girl : Father he touched me….
Priest: Like this????
(The priest then touches the girl…)
Girl : Yes!!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-bitch.
Girl : Yes but then he stripped me naked…
Priest: Like this???
(The priest then rips the girl’s clothes off.)
Girl : Yes!!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-bitch.
Girl : Yes but then he had sex with me…
Priest: Like this???
(The priest then has wild sex with her.)
Girl : Yes exactly like that!!!
Priest: But that is no reason to call a man a son-of-a-bitch.
Girl : But father he had genitle herpees!!!
Priest: That son-of-a-bitch!!!!!