Clocks in Heaven

A man passed away and went to heaven. When the man arrived at the pearly
gates, St. Peter said, “Come on in. I’ll show you around. You’ll like it here”.
Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were
grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner. It
appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked St. Peter what the deal was. Why
are all these clocks here in heaven? St Peter replied, the clocks keep track of
things on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time the person on
earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute. For instance, this clock is for
Sam, the used car salesman. If you watch it closely, it will move. Click. The
minute hand on Sam’s clock moved one minute. Click. It moved another minute. Sam
must be into closing a customer right now said St. Peter. The minute hand on his
clock moves all day.
The man and St Peter continued walking. Soon they came to a clock with cobwebs
on the minute hand. Whose clock is this” asked the man. That clock belongs to
the Widow Mary. She is one of the finest, God-fearing people on earth. I bet her
clock hasn’t moved in a year or two.
They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks
of all of his friends. When the tour was over the man said, ” I’ve seen
everyone’s clock but President Clinton’s. Where is his clock?”
Saint Peter smiled, “Just look up. We use his clock for a ceiling fan!”