You're Going to Cut Yourself!

This man had a cage in his bathroom with his pet parrot in it.
One day he was shaving and the parrot said, “You’re going to cut
yourself!” The man said, “No I’m not.”

He kept on shaving. A few minutes later the parrot said, “You’re
going to cut yourself,” The man said, “No, I’m not! So shut up
and if you say that again I’m going to throw you across the
room.”

He continued to shave. After a little while parrot said once
again, “You’re going to cut yourself!” So the man reached over
and threw the parrot across the room and landed in the toilet.

A little bit later the man’s wife went to use the bathroom. When
she sat down on the toilet, the parrot exclaimed, “Oh what a big
cut you have!”

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